I stole this brilliant idea from Daily Fill. Is this a meme that I don't know about? If it isn't yet, it really should be. Anyway, here is my attempt at making celebrity demotivational tweet posters.
I had to make this first one in PowerPoint (ew), hence the squiggly spellcheck lines. I liked them, so they stayed.
I stuck with Shaq for the second
#3 comes from Shit My Dad Says. For lack of a high resolution picture of him, I chose this.
And finally, Stephen Colbert holding my coveted iPad.