Martha Coakley, that is. I happen to live in the once awesome Commonwealth of Massachusetts, so I was compelled to do this without wasting more than 3 minutes on it (roughly as much time as I imagine our dear Martha spent on her campaign). A shoddy job, but then again, she did a shoddy job of winning the election.
I love this guy's creativity, although I'd also be mortified if my dad posted this. Also, am I alone in thinking that this strange and secretive attempt at breast cancer awareness was one of the most annoying things on Facebook since Farmville?