Ebroodle

The New Starbuck's Logo: Battlestar Galactica Edition

Created by my friend, Aaron.

The Facts of Poop

Good lord, apparently the longest poop ever recorded was 26 feet long!  That's way bigger than Bono.

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I'm not your blogger, buddy!

This is what happens when you take Terrence and Philip too far.  Don't get me wrong, I've tried to take it this far.  I just never succeeded.

 

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My Day in Senryūs

A senryū is like a haiku, minus the seasonal reference and focusing on human foibles! I hope they brighten up your Tuesday. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senryū


Bloody placenta
Ten pounds of horrific meat
Nay! I shall not eat!


Indeed, your milkshake
Brings many boys to the yard
And to the clinic


Military slang
Like "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
Makes me LOL


Sad girl, stop pouting
I'm sure one day you will be
Somewhat lovable 


I took your apple
It is now in the garbage
No more 'crunch crunch crunch'


You, with the Palm Pre
Your mascot is in my dreams
Dining on my soul


Goodbye, vodka poops
You were never a good friend
My mom can keep you


Remember I said
That you weren't that crappy?

I lied, you suck most

Padma and Bono
Could possibly reproduce
Baby of horror!

Memories: One of my first 'fun with Photoshop' pictures

I'm awful with Photoshop, but that doesn't mean I won't try to make something slightly interesting.  This is one of my first simple projects and, of course, it had to involve a Death Star.  I should definitely throw some Ewoks on the moon.

 

Get yer hairs cut and yer guns polished!

Also, what in the world is 'squirrel corn'? 

Larger image here. 

Blog Name Change o.O

I've come to hate the name of my blog, so I'm taking a leap and changing it to Ebroodle. This way it matches the URL. Sorry if you usually find me by googling 'Overheard on the Web'! Bookmark my shiznit.

Anyway, here's an uplifting Elvis song to celebrate the near end of Monday.

 

Lemons: Perfect for orange juice

My friend Liz (keen eye on that girl) snapped this picture.  Like they say, when life gives you lemons, make orange juice.

 

The Best Wedding Invitation Ever?

Now this is my kind of wedding invitation. Zelda, Admiral Akbar, AND an 'all your base are belong to us' reference!

 

Link (hehe)
 

If You Receive This Email, It Means I Hate You

I rather like this idea...  And no, I have not yet received one myself.