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Billy Corgan's Twitter page makes me vomit in my mouth.

What happened to you, Billy?  Where's the angst and nihilism?  Did you lose it in Courtney Love's vaginer?

Billy

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1. Sending Love and Light into every cell and shadow in You...6:41 PM Nov 21st from txt

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   Let God be your strength today. Don't let any-one or any-thing weaken you from your birthright of happiness.9:55 AM Nov 20th from txt
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3. The human heart is like a broken clock that keeps working.8:53 AM Nov 18th from txt

4. Keep Love in your heart today best as you can.2:24 PM Nov 17th from txt

Twitter: Introducing Squeezy Jibbs

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Twitter: Schwety Balls

Here's a great Twitter account chronicling the current state of Erik's balls.  Why is it that the best Twitters are the ones that belong to anthropomorphised objects and animals?

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1. sweaty cause today I can't stop sweatingabout 2 hours ago from web
2. looking for qualified fingers to administer a much needed pinch-and-roll6:17 AM May 13th from web
3. loose and dead tired7:52 PM May 12th from web

Twitter: Three Men and a Nanny

I really hope Fran Dresher didn't sleep with all three of these men at the same time.  

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Reading an LA mag. Saw pic's of 3 men I once slept w and I'm only on pg 85. Oy.about 13 hours ago from txt

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Fran Drescher

Twitter: Famous Last Tweets

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Twitter: Things You Should Not (Yoda voice)

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Twitter: The First Status Update Ever

Apparently this is the very first tweet ever tweeted on Twitter.  It was made by Twitter co-founder, Jack Dorsey and is a wee bit anticlimactic.  I sort of with he had omitted ALL vowels.

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just setting up my twttr12:50 PM Mar 21st, 2006 from web

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Jack Dorsey

Twitter: Lil' John Gets Miley Cyrus' Old Phone Number!

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HOW COME I JUS GOT A NEW PHONE NUMBER AND ITS FUCKIN MILEY CIRUS OLD NUMBER!!! STOP CALLIN ME LIL DAMN GIRLS!!!! TRUE STORY!! NO BS!!4:12 PM Apr 9th from web

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KING OF CRUNK

Twitter: RIP Fake Cwalken

Fake Christopher Walken's twitter account has been suspended.  Thanks, Twitter, for being a jackass.

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Twitter: Ending High Profile Relationships

Apparently, Jennifer Aniston ended her relationship with John Mayer because of his Twitter obsession.  Granted, this was destined to end badly, Twitter or not...

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