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Yoda?!

Clearly I'm on a Yahoo! Answers spree today.  This one made me laugh so hard, I almost 'me peed'.

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"Pregnint"

This is totally how I always know when I'm pregnant.  Lemonade and consulting the always sharp people on Yahoo! Answers.

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Taking Off Your Mother's Bra

Well, at least he wasn't taking the bra off of his mother...

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If I fart in my cat's face, will it kill it?

No, but you might get a claw to the anus!

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Yahoo! Answers: To Abort, to Not Abort. That is the Question.

I really hope this isn't for real...

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Yahoo! Answers: Self Deleting Myspace

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If you die, what happens to your Myspace?

Like if you die does your Myspace just delete itself or does a friend do it? Or does it just sit there unattended?

• 8 months ago

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It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

• 8 months ago

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Sweet :)

Yahoo! Answers: It Takes Like 10 Days

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How long does it take semen to dry in a condom?

I found a condom that I do not believe is mine, I have been away at work for 6 days and I know that we didn't have sex at least 2 days previous. So thats 8 days and the condom still has wet semen in it. I found it in our master bedroom washroom

• 5 months ago

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it takes like 10 days. it is still moisturized in the condom. it probably still is yours

• 5 months ago

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Yahoo! Answers: The Logic of Prisoners

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What is the difference between an anus and a vagina?

The reason I ask is because a prisoner compared an anus to a vagina.

• 3 months ago

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I know where it is at. I am asking how are they different since they are both orifice.

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Yahoo! Answers: Why Would You Want This?!

This lady posted the question "How can i make the hair on my vagina thicker and longer?"

First of all, it has a name: pubic hair.  Second of all, why?

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Yahoo! Answers: Computer Mod Fail